My dad said you stopped by my house on Christmas day a few years back while i was in the shower to “say hey!” which is really inappropriate, since I never want to see you again, much less on a day when I am generally in a good mood and surrounded by people i like. And my mom said you called when I competed in the Miss State pageant after you saw me in the parade. Just thinking about you watching me from a crowd makes my skin crawl a little, like it did before we went to prom. are you stalking me? it sure feels like it… thank god i moved to a different state and have an unlisted number. I don’t even put my name on the front door because of psychos like you.

You still dirt bike racing? Is it still really lame?

Thanks for making it really easy to go to college without a boyfriend!

xo