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Yoga Man, 3

March10

Hey yoga man. I haven’t been to your class in a while. There are several reasons, but the main one is we hooked up and it wasn’t very good. Also, its weird that you come into my work with your girlfriend. There are several thousand restaurants that you could dine at and i find it strange you deem it necessary to eat at mine, holding hands and fawning over that underage chain smoker. I think you have issues with women.

Sorry to break up with you and your class this way.

Love,

the girl you leave shitty tips for.

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