Want to be the next featured ex on letterstomyexes.com ? Answer the following questionnaire for consideration!

1. Do you have a girlfriend?
2. Are you currently sleeping with any females you consider to be friends?
3. Do you have a wife?
4. Do you have any children/ baby mamas?
5. Is anyone stalking you that may show up at my doorstep or call me?
6. Are you involved in any pending legal investigation?
7. Are you a registered sex offender…
   a) Has anything in regards to your sexual conduct been placed in your permanent file
   b) are you an unregistered sex offender?
8. Do you have a job? (having a business card is not proof of employment.)
9. How involved is your mother in your day to day life?
10. What is the pattern on your bedspread?
11. Do you have a problem tipping 18 percent? (deal breaker!)
12. Do you sleep with ear plugs?
13. How big is your man meat ?
14. Do you have a prince albert? would you be willing to part with it?
15. Are you available to date between 10 am and 2 pm Monday through Friday?